Here's a lil' something I whipped up for election eve.

Here's a lil' something I whipped up for election eve.

Just say NO to endless war, folks.

 #Demexit #NeverHillary #JillNotHill #FreeAssange

Signed, limited edition "Scariest Halloween Ever" silkscreen prints are ready to ship!

Signed, limited edition "Scariest Halloween Ever" silkscreen prints are ready to ship! $40 & S&H. Order now to receive yours in time for Halloween!

“SCARIEST HALLOWEEN EVER,” Signed, Lt. Ed. serigraph by DANNY HELLMAN

Love Halloween? Hate the 2016 Presidential election? This is the print for you!

This brand new 11 X 14 silkscreen print, (executed by the screen printing wizards at Vahalla Studios in Kansas) utilizes four colors on archival paper, and is being offered by the artist in a limited edition of one hundred prints. 

Each print has been signed by illustrator Danny Hellman. 

This “SCARIEST HALLOWEEN EVER”  print is a must-have for Halloween aficionados and haters of corrupt, lying politicians.

The print is in mint condition, and will be shipped flat via US Mail in a sturdy cardboard mailer. 

Note: prints will be ready to ship on Oct 21, 2016. Please order a.s.a.p. to receive your print by Oct 31. The edition number on your print will NOT match the number pictured. This is NOT a Giclee print or color Xerox! This is a collectible, limited edition hand-screened art print. Quantities are limited, so buy now! 

Trump/Clinton Birthday Cards from Huckleberry Press!

Hate the election? Got a birthday coming up, (or know someone who does)? These are the cards for you, fresh from the fine folks at Huckleberry Press, (art by yours truly). 

Trump Card

Clinton Card

Cover Art for Nathan Rabin's "SEVEN DAYS IN OHIO"

"SEVEN DAYS IN OHIO"

GOP and Juggalo worlds collide, as witnessed by Nathan Rabin, 

(cover art by yours truly).

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“Nude with Comic Books,” my new signed, Ltd Ed screen print

“Nude with Comic Books,” my new signed, Ltd Ed screen print; yours for $25+S&H at Big Cartel.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: MTV’s Tabitha Soren & Bill Clinton, illo for CRACKED, 1/31/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: MTV’s Tabitha Soren interviews Bill Clinton, illo for CRACKED, 1/31/95, ink on Denril Vellum, art direction by Cliff Mott. 

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Roky Erickson & Mojo Nixon, illo for NYPress, 4/9/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Roky Erickson & Mojo Nixon, illo for NYPress, 4/9/95, ink on Denril vellum, art direction by Michael Gentile.

Diana Ross & George HW Bush illo for Tower Records' PULSE, 2/22/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Diana Ross & George HW Bush sell Amway products in Japan, illo for Tower Records' PULSE, 2/22/95, ink on Denril vellum, art direction by Ned Hammad.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Sparks illo for NYPress, 3/19/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Sparks illo for NYPress, 3/19/95, ink on Denril vellum, art direction by Michael Gentile.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Jerry Lewis illo for NYPress, 3/13/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Jerry Lewis illo for NYPress, 3/13/95, ink on Denril vellum, art direction by Michael Gentile.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Newt on the Moon illo for NYPress, 3/26/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Newt on the Moon illo for NYPress, 3/26/95,
ink on Denril vellum, art direction by Michael Gentile.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Cover illo for NYPress, 4/3/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: I yearn for a time when we all knew who the best artist was,
because it was painted on a wall in SoHo.
Cover illo for NYPress, 4/3/95, ink on Denril vellum,
art direction by Michael Gentile. 

So long, Smashpipe…?

Smashpipe.com seems to be down, perhaps for good. 

Since February, I had the chance to draw a handful of supremely fun illos for the site, and had high hopes for Smashpipe's eclectic mix of writing by NYPress alums like John Strausbaugh, William Monahan & Jim Knipfel. Smashpipe also introduced me to the work of Craig Johnson II, a startlingly-talented illustrator whose drawings I'm sure we'll be seeing more of in future. 

As always, it was a pleasure working with my ol' pal Michael Gentile. 

Ah well, onward and upward.

Unpublished illo for SMASHPIPE, May 2016, art direction by Michael Gentile.

Barbara Steele illo for SMASHPIPE, March 2016, art direction by Michael Gentile.

Trump illo for SMASHPIPE, March 2016, art direction by Michael Gentile.

Illo for William Monahan's "LIGHT HOUSE," February 2016, art direction by Michael Gentile.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Tonya Harding illo for ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY, 5/5/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Tonya Harding illo for ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY, 5/5/95,
ink on Denril vellum, art direction by one of Robert Newman's minions.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "Yellow Submarine" illo for NYPress, 5/7/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "Yellow Submarine" illo for NYPress, 5/7/95,
ink on Denril vellum, art direction by Michael Gentile.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "Casper the Friendly Movie Star," illo for NYPress, 5/21/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "Casper the Friendly Movie Star," illo for NYPress, 5/21/95, ink on Denril vellum, art direction by Michael Gentile.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "Richard Avedon vs the Hillbilly Peckers" illo for NYPress, 5/28/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "Richard Avedon vs the Hillbilly Peckers" illo for NYPress, 5/28/95,
ink on Denril vellum, art direction by Michael Gentile.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "Apollo 13" illo for NYPress, 6/26/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "Apollo 13" illo for NYPress, 6/26/95, ink on Denril vellum,
art direction by Michael Gentile.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "First Knight" illo for NYPress, 7/3/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "First Knight" illo for NYPress, 7/3/95,
art direction by Michael Gentile, ink on denril vellum.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "Judge Dredd" illo for NYPress, 7/3/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "Judge Dredd" illo for NYPress, 7/3/95,
art direction by Michael Gentile, ink on denril vellum.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: “Safe” illo for NYPress, 6/15/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: “Safe” illo for NYPress, 6/15/95, ink on Denril vellum,
art direction by Michael Gentile.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "Batman" illo for NYPress, 6/15/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "Batman" illo for NYPress, 6/15/95,
ink on Denril vellum, art direction by Michael Gentile.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Barney vs. Skinheads illo for GUITAR WORLD, 6/13/95

Barney vs. Skinheads illo for GUITAR WORLD, 6/13/95,
ink on Denril vellum, art direction by Sue Conley.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "Smoke" illo for NYPress, 6/12/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: "Smoke" illo for NYPress, 6/12/95, ink on Denril vellum, art direction by Michael Gentile.

Dairy Barn illo for COLUMBUS MONTHLY, April 2016

Dairy Barn illo for COLUMBUS MONTHLY, April 2016, art direction by Betsy Becker.

(This is one of those illos that will only make less sense if I try to explain it).

RIP Prince

Prince illo for Portland Mercury, August 2004.

Bjork vs. Prince illo for SF Bay Guardian, May 2007.

MAMMON, cover illustration for THE SHADOW, April 2016.

MAMMON, cover illustration for THE SHADOW, published by Chris Flash, April 2016.

Barbara Steele illo for SMASHPIPE, April 2016

Barbara Steele illo for SMASHPIPE, April 2016, art direction by Michael Gentile.

Cover art for The Magic Whistle, coming in June.

COMING IN JUNE: the latest issue of Sam Henderson's long-running humor comics series The Magic Whistle, with cover art by yours truly! Preview it at Diamond Previews now: http://www.previewsworld.com/Catalog/APR161199

Illo for SMASHPIPE, 3/16

Illo for SMASHPIPE, 3/16, ("Tim Picasso" by William Monahan)
art direction by Michael Gentile.

RoboTeacher illo for SCHOOLED

RoboTeacher illo for Anne Lutz Fernandez' SCHOOLED, March 2016.

Donald Trump illo for SMASHPIPE, 3/16

"Donald Trump: The Ultimate Progressive," illo for SMASHPIPE, 3/17/16, 

art direction by Michael Gentile.

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Tad’s Steaks illo for NYPress, 8/25/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Tad’s Steaks illo for NYPress, 8/25/95,
ink on denril vellum, art direction by Michael Gentile. 

Air Rhino illo for COLUMBUS MONTHLY, January 2016

Air Rhino illo for COLUMBUS MONTHLY, January 2016,
art direction by Betsy Becker. 

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Hogs & Heifers illo for NYPress, 8/28/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Hogs & Heifers illo for NYPress, 8/28/95,
ink on denril vellum, art direction by Michael Gentile. 

FROM THE FLAT FILES: illustration for The Wall Street Journal, 10/4/95

FROM THE FLAT FILES: illustration for The Wall Street Journal, 10/4/95,
art direction by Cyndi Shattuck, (ink on denril vellum). 

Cover illustration for ROGUE VALLEY MESSENGER, Feb. 2016

Cover illustration for ROGUE VALLEY MESSENGER, Feb. 2016,
art direction by Phil Busse & Jessie Czopek. 

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Hillary & Nancy, NYPress, 7/1/96

FROM THE FLAT FILES: Now, the only way Hillary can reach Nancy is by Ouija board. NYPress, 7/1/96, art direction by Michael Gentile, (ink on denril vellum).

Poster for Zype party at SXSW

Poster for Zype party at SXSW, art direction by Bill Dolan.

WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE: here's your chance to pre-order Dave Hill's sexy new Erotic Short Story t-shirt!

WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE: here's your chance to pre-order Dave Hill's sexy new Erotic Short Story t-shirt, (art by yours truly). Order before March 1st and get a sweet discount!

Never Forget. (Al Goldstein, 1/10/36 - 12/19/13)