Heat Miser says: “BE SURE TO SKIP THE CLIMATE MARCH IN NYC, THIS SUNDAY, SEPT 21!”

Heat Miser says: “BE SURE TO SKIP THE CLIMATE MARCH IN NYC, THIS SUNDAY, SEPT 21!” 

Four 9/11-themed New York Press illos

Four 9/11-themed New York Press illos. 

Three are from the weeks immediately following Sept. 11, 2001, 

( the Kissinger illo is dated Dec. 2002). Art direction by Michael Gentile. 

Cover art for SO BUTTONS #7

Issue #7 of Jonathan Baylis' autobio series SO BUTTONS 
makes its debut at SPX Sept 13-14 (cover art by your truly).

Fast food workers deserve a fair wage and the right to organize!

 In support of US fast food workers and their right to a fair wage AND to protest, here's some McDonalds illos. 

"Heil Ronald," illo for NYPress, July1996, art direction by Michael Gentile.

Cover for SCREW #1425, June 1996, art direction by Kevin Hein.

"McRib Has No Bones," illo for The ONION, Feb 2009, art direction by Josh Modell.

"Fast Food Wig Out" illo for BLACK EYE #2, Nov 2012, edited by Ryan Standfest. 

"Third World Ronald," illo for NYPress, November 1996, art direction by Michael Gentile.

"Radioactive Ronald," illo for NYPress, December 1996, art direction by Michael Gentile.

Joan Rivers illo for The WALL STREET JOURNAL

Joan Rivers illo for The WALL STREET JOURNAL, March 2003, art direction by Dan Smith & Erin Fahringer. 

Three spot illos for REVOLVER, Aug/Sept 2014

Three spot illos for REVOLVER, Aug/Sept 2014,
art direction by Duane Bruton & Brandon Geist.

My poster art for Dave Hill’s upcoming Union Hall show

My poster art for Dave Hill’s upcoming Union Hall show

John Katsilometes illo for LAS VEGAS WEEKLY

Nostalgic John Katsilometes illo for LAS VEGAS WEEKLY, 7/24/14, 

art direction by Marvin Lucas.

Three illos for REVOLVER

Three illos for REVOLVER, art direction by Duane Bruton. 

Cover art for PORTLAND PHOENIX / OUT IN MAINE

Cover art for PORTLAND PHOENIX / OUT IN MAINE

June 4, 2014, art direction by Andrew Calipa. 

"Monster Gal," illo for KITCHEN SINK

"Monster Gal," illo for KITCHEN SINK
September 2002, art direction by Lauren McCubbin.

Weasel-Like Creatures Ripped My Flesh!

It's a Zappa reference! It's a Mens Adventure mag reference! It's a Bill deBlasio/Giuliani reference! It's WEASELS, or FERRETS, MARTENS or...WHATEVER!

"Weasel-Like Creatures Ripped My Flesh," a cover illo for HARTFORD ADVOCATE, August 2009, art direction by John Adamian.

My back cover art for CRINGE, a new comics anthology

Here's my back cover drawing for CRINGE, 

a new comics anthology of embarrassment from 

editor Peter S. Conrad & Birdcage Bottom Books. 

Their Kickstarter drive is NOW LIVE! 

Pledge now, or live out the rest of your days in shame!

(and here's me talking about CRINGE) 

Alec Baldwin illo for VILLAGE VOICE

Don't NYPD have anything better to do 

than hassle Alec Baldwin for biking down the street backwards?

(illo for VILLAGE VOICE, March 2011, art direction by Jesus Diaz)

Unused tea container design for La Canaille, Paris

Tea container design for La Canaille, Paris

(unused)

Seattle Mayor Ed Murray in reverse, (illo for THE STRANGER)

Seattle Mayor Ed Murray in reverse.

Illo for THE STRANGER, art direction by Aaron Huffman.

Couch Grad illo for Columbus Monthly

Couch Grad illo for Columbus Monthly
art direction by Carrie Sosnowski

Bill deBlasio's first 100 days, (as imagined by the 1%).

Bill deBlasio's first 100 days, (as imagined by the 1%).
Cover illo for XPOSE Magazine, art direction by Kevin Hein. 

NEW YORK COMIC FEST 2014 Poster

NEW YORK COMIC FEST 2014 poster

Art direction by Cliff Galbraith

For tickets & info, visit: http://www.nycomicfest.com/

Three Spots for REVOLVER Apr/May 2014

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND, SINGING DUMMY and HONEY DRIPPING VINNIE illos for REVOLVER Apr/May 2014, art direction by Brandon Geist & Duane Bruton.

Fake Ad: Institute for the Dying Arts with Wally Wood (2008)

Fake Ad: Institute for the Dying Arts
with Wally Wood (2008)

Fake Comic Book Ad: Grow 7 Monsters (2007)

Fake Comic Book Ad: Grow 7 Monsters (2007)

Fake Comic Book Ads: Thrilling Ant Farm

Fake Comic Book Ad: Thrilling Ant Farm (2007)

T-shirt design for The Goddamn Dave Hill Show on WFMU

Pledge $75 to WFMU between 9PM and 12AM tonite (2/25/14) 

and get my t-shirt for the Goddamn Dave Hill Show:  http://bit.ly/OArIlS

Soviet space propaganda poster for COUVERTURE #3

Imaginary TASS-style Soviet space propaganda poster for COUVERTURE #3: 52 pages of mind-blowing art edited by Jean-Jacques Tachdjian, available here for just a few more days: http://www.ulule.com/couverture-n3/

(J-JT is printing COUVERTURE #3 in two colors on yellow paper, and the colors seen here are only my best guess as to what the printed image will look like).

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Illo for BROWARD NEW TIMES, April 2005

Art direction by Meredith Pangrace

Three illos for REVOLVER, Jan 2014

Lonely Crowd
illo for REVOLVER, Jan 2014
art direction by Brandon Geist & Duane Bruton

Oompa Smooch (featuring Lzzy Hale)
illo for REVOLVER, Jan 2014
art direction by Brandon Geist & Duane Bruton

Vinyl Vinnie (featuring Vinnie Paul)
illo for REVOLVER, Jan 2014
art direction by Brandon Geist & Duane Bruton

NSFW: Will this be my final Goldstein? Cover art for XPOSE Magazine, 2/7/14

Will this be my final Goldstein? 

Cover art for XPOSE Magazine, 2/7/14

art direction by Kevin Hein.

Neil Breen illo for LAS VEGAS WEEKLY

Neil Breen illo for LAS VEGAS WEEKLY, 2/6/14
Art direction by Corlene Byrd

Crowdfunding illo for LAS VEGAS WEEKLY

Crowdfunding illo for LAS VEGAS WEEKLY, January 2013
art direction by Corlene Byrd

FORD TRANSIT illos for BoingBoing

FORD TRANSIT illos for BoingBoing, art direction by Mark Frauenfelder.

Altar Hump illo for THE STRANGER

Altar Hump illo for THE STRANGER, 1/15/14
art direction by Aaron Huffman.

Robert Bigelow illo for LAS VEGAS WEEKLY

Robert Bigelow illo for LAS VEGAS WEEKLY

Art direction by Corlene Byrd